That's a good question... shut up!

I spent this afternoon working on my syllabus for my "everything under the sun" class this fall. I have the textbooks, so I was starting to draw up weekly topics and readings. Spouse walked in and takes a look at the textbook.

Spouse: "So, do you know all this stuff?"
Quinn: "Hell, no."
Spouse: "Then how are you going to teach it and make it interesting?"