Thursday, February 09, 2006

Trouble in Genesis

Drama Queen received a Noah's Ark play set for Christmas, as some of my previous incarnation's readers will remember. All was going well on Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride, but it looks as if there is now trouble in Genesis.

Noah's wife has left Noah. But don't worry. She's found gainful employment at the Little People Garage, where she now drives a tow truck. Maybe she's saving up for a first name.

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Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

***February 14***

If I could speak in any
language in heaven or
on earth but didn't love
others, I would only be
making meaningless noise
like a loud gong or a
clanging cymbal. If I
had the gift of prophecy,
and if I knew all the
mysteries of the future
and knew everything
about everything, but
didn't love others, what
good would I be? And
if I had the gift of faith
so that I could speak
to a mountain and make
it move, without love
I would be no good to
anybody. If I gave
everything I have to
the poor and even
sacrificed my body,
I could boast about it;
but if I didn't love others,
I would be of no value
whatsoever. Love is
patient and kind. Love
is not jealous or boastful
or proud or rude. Love
does not demand its
own way. Love is not
irritable, and it keeps
no record of when it
has been wronged.
It is never glad about
injustice but rejoices
whenever the truth
wins out. Love never
gives up, never loses
faith, is always hopeful,
and endures through
every circumstance.

May You Always
Experience This
Kind Of Love,
Dr. Howdy

6:02 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Seriously, Q, if M built a big boat and filled it with exactly two of every kind of animal on earth, how long would you stick around?

12:41 PM  
Blogger Elle said...

i mean, how can you expect a woman to stay 40 days and nights on a little boat, with smelly animals, and an old drunk for a husband?!!

12:58 PM  
Blogger Quinn said...

yeah, the poo factor would have forced me out long ago!

5:10 PM  

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