Cruel Irony
Spouse is working the night shift tonight, so I ordered takeout from the Happy Lucky Panda Garden for me and kids. After a lovely meal, we broke into fortune cookies. Mine read: "Romantic opportunities abound tonight."
You lie, fortune guy.
You lie, fortune guy.
Labels: femaliness, lusty wench
posted by Courtney at 7:28 PM
10 Comments:
Well... it's Friday night. Romantic opportunities abound tonight... just maybe not for you specifically. Maybe the fortune cookie was talking about the neighbors on either side of you... like... romantic opportunities are happening all around you... just not right in front of you at the moment.
Jade, I think your answer makes me even madder. I don't want to know if other people are gettin' some when I'm not!
especially given that the mean age of our neighbors is 71.
"Mean" being the operative word.
Just be glad you're NOT one of those parents who keeps fortune cookies away from children because they encourage gambling.
Was the delivery guy cute???
speaking of which, ej, can you give me the number of that floor installer guy I met at your wedding? :)
I'm sure if you offered a trip to Bandon Dunes he would be willing to lay some flooring in Oregon
apparently my mom's friends thought Sunil was the hottie of the group...which is very disturbing!!!
Oh, EJ! YOU are the hottie of the group...
Wait, I lost the "hottie" title!?!?!
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