The Wild Boy Contemplates his Genitals
While Daddy was giving WB a bath last night:
WB: "Daddy, my peanut won't go down."
Spouse: "What?"
WB: "See? My peanut is up and I want it to go down." (grabs penis to demonstrate)
Spouse: "Don't think about it, and it will go down."
WB, incredulously: "What?" Pokes at it a little.
Spouse: "You need to stop paying attention to it and it will go down."
Side comment: yeah, good luck with that.
WB: "Daddy, my peanut won't go down."
Spouse: "What?"
WB: "See? My peanut is up and I want it to go down." (grabs penis to demonstrate)
Spouse: "Don't think about it, and it will go down."
WB, incredulously: "What?" Pokes at it a little.
Spouse: "You need to stop paying attention to it and it will go down."
Side comment: yeah, good luck with that.
Labels: junk, young whippersnappers
posted by Courtney at 5:47 PM
3 Comments:
My sympathies.
Of course, maybe you should be the one to explain the phenomenon to WB -- after all, you're driving that big throbbing Prius now.
Ooohhh... that was a good laugh on a day that I needed it. *grin*
Maybe he needed a cold bath:)
flyboy
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