Sunday, February 18, 2007

Accompaniment

I'm 33 years old. I don't need accompaniment when I go to the bathroom. And by that, I don't mean that I don't want my two year old to pay a visit. (Which I don't. But I'm used to it by now.)

What I mean by accompaniment is that he now brings in his toy piano and plays music for me.

That is unnecessary.

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13 Comments:

Blogger liz said...

Hot chocolate out my nose. Seriously.

8:14 PM  
Blogger DevilMacDawg said...

You have to admit it's sweet.... Little Miss S's new one is to attempt to climb *in my lap* while I'm sitting on the throne. "I go potty widchyoo mommeeee!"

Gah.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Neel Mehta said...

Musical accompaniment? Sounds like good service to me.

1:45 PM  
Blogger EJ said...

tinkle, tinkle, little star....

3:24 PM  
Blogger K-Lyn said...

Do you have to tip for that?

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when did ej get so FUNNY!

4:51 PM  
Blogger Nathan said...

In 50 years, we may appreciate that level of service. "May I have some Bach with my wash and change."

6:49 PM  
Blogger clash said...

Streamlining all kind of services to increase pleasure ..gleee :)-

3:49 AM  
Blogger Quinn said...

Welcome, clash. I promise you, the air of refinement here is always this high...

9:11 AM  
Blogger Jade said...

:) Usually the knock at the door for me is because I need to get up RIGHT NOW and find something because it's SO IMPORTANT that we find it RIGHT NOW! But other times, mine likes to come in and read to me.

10:13 AM  
Blogger KLee said...

Well, as options go, that isn't the worst one I've heard. My best friend had triplets, and while heavily pregnant had to have her husband accompany her to the bathroom for essentials such as helping her with wiping. (Maybe too much information, there? Sorry.) Basically, my point was, things could be worse. Just imagine that you're in a fancy restaurant bathroom, and the musical serenade is the Muzak playing. :)

7:01 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

It depends on what he plays. Rocky sits on the bathroom sink and swipes at the curtain (clear) when I'm in the shower. He has this look on his face like he's concerned and trying to rescue me. I don't really know what to say other than, "Awww...kitty!" Help?

7:59 PM  
Blogger K-Lyn said...

Andy,

to quote Paula Poundstone water to cats is "very very upsetting" so seeing someone they love with water all over them is also upsetting. Just enjoy the love.

10:50 PM  

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