The Patriot League. WTF?
Neel corrected me after I mistakenly including George Mason University in the Patriot League. They're actually in the Colonial Athletic Association. I can deal.
But their mascot is the Patriot. So it's confusing.
Here's my suggestion: conference realignment for the Patriot League. None of this Bucknell crap. Here are the teams who are currently in the Patriot League and get to stay:
But their mascot is the Patriot. So it's confusing.
Here's my suggestion: conference realignment for the Patriot League. None of this Bucknell crap. Here are the teams who are currently in the Patriot League and get to stay:
- Army
- Navy
- Lafayette
- American (especially 'cause their mascot is the Eagles)
- George Mason
- George Washington
- James Madison (watch out for their basketball team: they're short, but they're feisty!)
- Dickinson College
- Robert Morris
- Washington and Lee (but I predict they'll leave the conference eventually. Let's say, shortly after a tiff with Brown University)
posted by Courtney at 10:15 PM
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I love this! Can I apply to be commissioner?
depends on how patriotic you are.
You are the first person in the history of sports commentary to talk conference realignment by starting with the Patriot League.
And what's wrong with Lehigh?
I laughed out loud. This, my friends, is what happens when historians watch too much ESPN.
too cute
ESPN with a smattering of The Colbert Report.
You need to find a way to put the University of South Alabama in this league. Those initials alone are Patriot League-worthy.
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