The Final Four: Megamerican Style
As the NCAA Final Four approaches this weekend, we, as a nation, must take this opportunity to show unwavering support for George Mason University. Anything less would be giving aid and comfort to our enemies. Let's break it down from a foreign policy standpoint:
George Mason was a patriot during the American Revolution. The University that bears his name is in thePatriot League Colonial Athletic Association. So clearly, any patriotic American [who believes in the Colonists' cause during the American Revolution -- ed.] cannot help but support them.
Their opponent in the next round is Florida, which was a Spanish colony while George Mason was being all revolutionary against the British. Not only that, but the team is anchored by a French guy. You hear me? A French guy!
So once GMU dispatches the Frenchies in the final four, they will face either UCLA (Spanish colony and bear aficionado) or LSU (French!) Either way, any American who believes in the Constitution, the President, and Toby Keith should realize that they must support George Mason in this endeavor.
Otherwise, the terrorists have already won.
George Mason was a patriot during the American Revolution. The University that bears his name is in the
Their opponent in the next round is Florida, which was a Spanish colony while George Mason was being all revolutionary against the British. Not only that, but the team is anchored by a French guy. You hear me? A French guy!
So once GMU dispatches the Frenchies in the final four, they will face either UCLA (Spanish colony and bear aficionado) or LSU (French!) Either way, any American who believes in the Constitution, the President, and Toby Keith should realize that they must support George Mason in this endeavor.
Otherwise, the terrorists have already won.
posted by Courtney at 8:23 AM
8 Comments:
To the battlements, Patriots! We have nothing to lose but our glass slippers!
You make me proud to be an American, Corndog! Welcome.
Oh my god! They killed Kenny. Those bastards.
The University that bears his name is in the Patriot League.
Um, it's actually the Colonial Athletic Association. Bucknell's the one in the Patriot League.
Forget it, you're rolling.
Dammit! I'm crushed.
To quote Dean Dad, "Here I am, all het up, and some fact comes along and complicates things. Grrr. This must be how Rumsfeld feels all the time."
quinn, in a rare disagreement, i must admit that i hope LSU CRUSHES THEM ALL!
Why do you hate America, Elle?
Listen, people. You can do what you want to me. But I am not going to sit here and listen to you BAD MOUTH the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Go Mason!
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