The Road to Nowhere

A few years ago, there was a web site called Road to Springfield, which was a NCAA-version bracket tournament, complete with 64 seeded entries, of characters from the Simpsons. People voted on who would win each matchup, providing rationale behind their choices. The battle came down to a championship matchup between C. Montgomery Burns and Ralph Wiggum, with Burns triumphing much like the UNLV juggernaut of 1990.

Despite the tag line, "at least Duke can't win," this contest was the highlight of my summer (I was studying for comps. It sucked.)

Now, Corndog has produced another competition worthy of attention. Check out the head-to-head children's television crap-off. My money's on Oobi.