Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The Onion Solves the Troop Surge Problem


Blogger Jade said...

Is it sad that the first thing I thought was "Hey, a bag of holding isn't a weapon! Oh, yeah... he caught that. Good." They have a limited capacity anyway.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Quinn said...

But you can hold weapons in it! Just think what a magic sword would do in Fallujah.

6:30 PM  
Blogger Jade said...

Grenades maybe, but you don't want to put sharp objects in the bag of holding, if you break it all your stuff is gone forever. Use the bag for your food and get yourself a +3 bow of Destruction and a quiver of Anariel, then hit them like Legolas.

Or use a portable hole for your weapons, although I think you have to use a turn to open it and retrieve your weapon, at which time if your enemy gets a good roll you are toast (unless you have a ring of protection or something like that)

11:43 PM  
Blogger Neel Mehta said...

I would think the simplest solution to a troop surge problem is a troop surge protector.

The D&D stuff in the video (and these comments) went over my head.

12:08 AM  
Blogger Jade said...

Bwahahahahaha! Surge protector! Pun for your life! :)

8:25 AM  

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